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Buck Fucking Naked (bfn)

M / 33 yrs old Last Online Jan. 5, 2009

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Well, lookit, I can break this down purty simply for y'all. I like me. Young girls. Young girls who like me. Young girls who rassle. Young girls who rassle with me. PBR. PBR in my hand, in my mouth. PBR down my shirt and in my beard. PBR to lick off young girls. Young girls licking PBR off me. Sangin'. Drinkin'. Fuckin'. Fightin'. Writin' songs to sang about PBR, young girls, drinkin' fightin' fuckin' and me. Young girls drinkin' fightin' and fuckin'. Young girls drinkin' fightin' and fuckin' with me. Jakarta. Chicago. Places in Chicago that remind me of bein' in Jarkarta. Places in Jakarta with young girls. Karaoke. Nuns in leather. Karaoke nuns in leather sangin' about young girls who wrestle with ol' Buck. Pogues. Iggy. EAP. EFC. ICP. Cramps. Elvis Costello. Fungus. Cheese. Beer. Music. Blue Velvet. Clockwork Orange. Young Girls. Me. Drugs. Red Elvises. Rube Waddell. Liam Idiot. Refusing to Get Dressed. Greg Brown. Dan Bern. Talking Heads. Primus. Andrew Marvell. John Donne. And them purty words about young girls. TMBG. Soul Coughing. NIN. Merle Haggard. Hank. Johnny. Waylon. John Valby. McLean and McLean. Transmetropolitan. Lamb. Sandman. Watchmen. V. V.D. STD. STD's for fun and profit. Free Mammograms, Facials and Colonoscopies. At yr service. Food Sex. Food Sex with Young Girls. Produce. Blindfolds. Sadistic women. Vinyl. Hot Dogs and other oblong meats and fruits and vegetables. And young girls. Young girls with me. Non - Sequiturs. Twenty Love. Love. God. Murder. Jesus. Feck. Arse. Drink. Up yr bum you Nancy. "Grease up your poopchute honey, cause daddy's comin' home!" BFN Crystal? Clear.
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February 19, 2007 9:10 AM PST

fuck PBR. fuck karaoke. fuck STD's. and fuck you!

June 22, 2006 9:03 AM PDT

Who are you. You know Liam? Oh, wait. I know who you are. I fucking hate you. HAHAHAHA

May 16, 2006 4:34 PM PDT

i'm so sick of seeing your testicles on my "friends list."

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    October 8, 2005

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    Chicago, IL

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    Drunkabilly Chanteur

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    hurtin' for a squirtin'

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