thinking about shaving my moustache off
posted by owen on Oct 5, 2008 3:35 PM PDT
45 Replies - Last post on 10-07-2008 1:04 PM PDT
You should shave half of it and shave your eyebrow on that side then go to the bar and convince a girl that hair doesn't grow on that side because your abusive dad held that side of your face to the stove. Get sympathy sex then grow it back and tell her it's a miracle.
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October 5, 2008 7:03 PM PDT
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| Originally posted by LivingDeadPunk on October 5, 2008 5:20 PM PDT You should shave half of it and shave your eyebrow on that side then go to the bar and convince a girl that hair doesn't grow on that side because your abusive dad held that side of your face to the stove. Get sympathy sex then grow it back and tell her it's a miracle. |
I'm willing to bet he could get away with that plan without shaving anything.
Totally shave that shit off. While your mustache is particularly awesome, mustaches in general are for pedophiles and lynrd skynrd fans.
Dont do it. I have had the beard back for a while. I am just about kick back with the stache again. I might shave tomorrow after work.











