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posted by Texscripter on Oct 4, 2008 11:03 AM PDT

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posted October 4, 2008 11:03 AM PDT

http://www.myuntoldsecrets.com/Default.aspx

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I'm 32 and I eat my boogers

I'm addicted to assholes.

My wife and I secretly want another man to join us so we can put her in heaven,,no gay stuff though.

I've masturbated several times, watching gay porn or masturbation videos, sitting at my desk, while my coworker is right in the next cubicle

I like to wear gold lame pumps while taking a shit.

I've a terrible secret, I've no willy.

I was afraid to clog the toilet because my dad got mad, So I pooped in the back yard every day for a long time. seriously my dad is scary.

When I masterbate I fantasize about your mother

I once posted an ad on Craigslist. I paid 2 gay guys to come to my house and have sex in front of me. I'm a straight female.
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posted October 4, 2008 11:06 AM PDT

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I gave up my husband, my children, and my home for you...and you were still married! I feel like I can't breathe without you. I want to die.


Whore.
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posted October 4, 2008 11:08 AM PDT

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i was told once that I have a small penis. I cheat just to see what other women say. So far I hear that my unit is just fine. still cheating though


i guarantee that this guy has a small penis.
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posted October 4, 2008 11:09 AM PDT

Oh yeah he does.
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posted October 4, 2008 11:10 AM PDT

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I am a beautiful woman who has sex with a man too soon then wonders why he doesn't call.


Doesn't she know, that's not why he doesn't call.
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posted October 4, 2008 11:11 AM PDT

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I said I loved you but I lied.



this one had a picture of people in bed but should have had one of micheal bolton.
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posted October 4, 2008 11:11 AM PDT

I lol'd.
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posted October 4, 2008 11:14 AM PDT

That was funny.
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posted October 4, 2008 11:14 AM PDT

i lol'd when i thought about it.
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posted October 4, 2008 11:15 AM PDT

IS this like a slightly less creative version of Postsecret?
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posted October 4, 2008 11:16 AM PDT

that is exactly what it is.
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posted October 4, 2008 11:17 AM PDT

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Ive had 8 abotrions. wait maybe 9.


Don't you know what causes pregnancies by now?
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posted October 4, 2008 11:21 AM PDT

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My wife thinks I love ketchup. I really don't. I just can't stand her food.


I think my husband wrote this one.
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posted October 4, 2008 11:22 AM PDT

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For the longest time, I wondered why there were two mayors of DC, Mary And Berry. The photo is of former DC mayor Marion Berry.

lol
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posted October 4, 2008 11:27 AM PDT

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I have not slept with my wife for 8 years. I told her my equipment did not work any more. But it's really because her pussy is like the grand canyon and smells like a dead rat.


Roflmao
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posted October 4, 2008 11:35 AM PDT

wtf lulz!
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Sometimes at night I wear a sheep costume and mingle with the neighbor's herd. No lie.
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posted October 4, 2008 11:38 AM PDT

Who would do that?
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posted October 4, 2008 11:40 AM PDT

i don't know but it is the best one yet.
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posted October 4, 2008 11:41 AM PDT

I don't know the cootchie smelling like a dead rat is funny.
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posted October 4, 2008 11:59 AM PDT

i wish i had a sheep costume and neighbors with sheep.
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posted October 4, 2008 1:00 PM PDT

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Originally posted by Sinister_Smile on October 4, 2008 11:38 AM PDT

Who would do that?


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posted October 4, 2008 1:30 PM PDT

every time i look at this i chuckle. it's probably one of the best photoshop pics i have ever made and it took like 2 seconds.
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posted October 4, 2008 1:35 PM PDT

that's great. creepy, but great.
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posted October 4, 2008 2:48 PM PDT

that's pretty awesome. LDP will probably be upset his secret's out, but oh well.
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posted October 4, 2008 2:55 PM PDT

the writing was on the wall, so to speak.
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