posted April 25, 2006 4:26 PM PDT

50 Cent is on fire!

Me: Did you hear the joke about the untalented bald loser who was obsessed with World of Warcraft and had to look three time zones away just to get an ugly girlfriend?
Some Guy: Naw, tell me.
Me: That was the whole joke.

Jono told me this:
Why do girls wear make up and perfume?

Cuz they're ugly and they smell bad.

last updated April 25, 2006 4:27 PM PDT

posted April 25, 2006 5:19 PM PDT

Q: Why do women talk?
JonHolmes

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posted April 25, 2006 6:11 PM PDT

Did you hear the joke about the untalented loser who posted a "joke" on his blog. Someone should put the fucker out of misery.
Javacat

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posted April 25, 2006 9:40 PM PDT

Oh, wow. Thats a good one. It's kind of like the joke I told. Well, it's exactly the joke I told.

Girls. They always gotta copy people better than them.
TimDeath

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posted April 25, 2006 9:40 PM PDT

And by that I mean "men".
TimDeath

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posted April 26, 2006 10:45 AM PDT

A dick doesn't give you two brains Tim. Just another excuse for being obtuse.
Javacat

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posted April 26, 2006 11:05 AM PDT

That's fine. I only need the one brain to best a lady in the arena of wits.
TimDeath

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posted May 19, 2006 4:14 PM PDT

Removed from hate list after only 8 minutes...not bad Tim. To make up for it, I'm adding Javacat for trying to have a serious philosophical arguement on the interweb.
LiberGnostica

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posted May 24, 2006 7:49 AM PDT

yes losers do play world of warcraft but they probably don't even have time to have a relationship what with playing the game every hour their awake. sorry tim but it's a shit joke, as for women you should go to afghanistan they don't wear make up they hide their faces instead but they do smell
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