posted
July 19, 2006 4:37 PM PDT
Truck Stop Log
Creepy Trucker Report 7/19:
- A dirty, smelly old man told me that if he won the lottery, he would quit his truck driving job and come back to get me and spend money on me.
- Some crazy old man I work with told me a story about the answer to "What's what?" Conclusion: What's what is pussy.
- I learned how to weigh money.
- A cattle hauler winked at me.
- Some guy decided I wanted to hear his life story.
- I was told I look like Elizabeth Taylor...TWICE.
- Neo-hippies came to visit. One girl had at least 4 inches of pit hair. I told her that deserved a trophy.
last updated July 19, 2006 4:43 PM PDT
posted
July 19, 2006 6:33 PM PDT
The store I work at markets solely to transvestites, strippers, & hipsters.
Trust me, I win.

posted
July 19, 2006 5:07 PM PDT
I want your job.