posted November 16, 2008 6:27 PM PST

I swear I'm a man.

The Lady just left for Indianapolis for the week for job training.  (That many instances of the word, "for", in one sentence can't be grammatically correct.)

It's been 20 minutes and I'm already worried.  What's more is that I'm bored.  Just that quick.  How the fuck am I gonna get through the week without my sunshine?  (I said that in my best Gilbert Grape's Mom voice)

I'm tempted to go to the bar.  Is going to the bar alone a sign of alcoholism?

last updated November 16, 2008 6:34 PM PST

posted November 16, 2008 8:33 PM PST

No more than staying home and drinking by yourself is.
LivingDeadPunk

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posted November 19, 2008 12:00 PM PST

Staying home and drinking to get drunk all alone is MORE of a sign that you're an alcoholic. I'm sure of it.
Sinister_Smile

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posted November 26, 2008 12:07 AM PST

'the lady just left for indianapolis to receive job training' would be more correct(i hope). however, that leaves the sentance open for interpretation.
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