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May 11, 2008 8:56 AM PDT
More weird dreams.
I just woke up. I was dreaming that I was Will Smith and I was a demigod. My father was some african god. I was the god of something important that I can't recall and I was the god of smut as a side godhood. I had had two children with a woman that had no idea of my semi-divine nature. They had a dog, an old mangy thing. It died. The youngest of them touched his dead dog and the thing lifted it's leg, let out a big fart and came back to life, cluing me into the fact that my boy was going to be the god of resurrection. Then the comedy ensued as I tried to explain to his mom why she had to keep him from ever touching dead things without explaining why. She thought I was crazy.
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May 11, 2008 8:59 AM PDT
makes sense considering what you've been through lately.