Osama Bin Laden (infidel_killer)

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posted September 22, 2007 12:16 PM PDT

Infidel Killer's Jovial Corner

Welcome to my cave, I will be updating this page with new jokes when I come up with them, or steal them from others. Fuck you!

Q. What do you call a Mexican scrotum?
A. Bean bag.

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Q. How many Irishmen does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Two. One to hold the bulb in place and the other to drink until the room spins.

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Q: What do you call the sweat produced when two rednecks are having sex?
A: Relative humidity.

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A man enters a bar and orders a drink. The bar has a robot bartender.

The robot serves him a perfectly prepared cocktail, and then asks him, “What’s your IQ?”

The man replies “150″ and the robot proceeds to make conversation about global warming factors, quantum physics and spirituallity, biomimicry, environmental interconnectedness, string theory, nano-technology, and sexual proclivities.

The customer is very impressed and thinks, “This is really cool.” He decides to test the robot. He walks out of the bar, turns around, and comes back in for another drink. Again, the robot serves him the perfectly prepared drink and asks him, “What’s your IQ?”

The man responds, “about a 100.”

Immediately the robot starts talking, but this time, about football, NASCAR, baseball, supermodels, favorite fast foods, guns, and women’s breasts.

Really impressed, the man leaves the bar and decides to give the robot one more test. He heads out and returns, the robot serves him and asks, “What’s your IQ?”

The man replies, “Er, 50, I think.”

And the robot says… real slowly,

“So…………… ya gonna vote for Bush again?”


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last updated September 22, 2007 12:18 PM PDT

posted September 7, 2007 3:56 AM PDT

Man, I like you now.
duckliondog

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posted September 11, 2007 2:27 PM PDT

here's a good one for ya "how do you know when an arab matures?" when he takes the daiper off his ass and puts it on his head
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