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posted November 10, 2008 6:46 PM PST

Getting old: Current top ten.

10. I consider getting waxed or my nails done "going out".
9. I get a hangover off of two mixed drinks.
8. I can't remember the last time I ate easy mac or spaghetti o's.
8a. I meal plan for the week.
8b. I look up recipes online.
7. Even if my life depended on it, I couldn't name one song on the top 40 charts.
6. Suddenly there is hair where there wasn't.
6a. I have to dye my hair out of necessity rather than for style.
5. I have no idea wtf the "kids" are wearing these days. They look retarded. And I look at them like they're retards.
5a. They have the absolute gayest over-dyed-wind-tunnel hair I have ever seen.
4. My littlest sister thinks the music I listen to is "weird".
3. I buy skin care products that are "age defying" rather than for "acne control".
2. I have to check that little box that says "25 to 30 years old".
2a. I'm an organ donor.
1. I want a REAL life, rather than a souless existence.

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